The Seven Acts of Mercy – A Moral Checklist

February 3rd, 2011 | Tags:

How many of the seven acts of mercy do you do?

How merciful are you?

1. Bury the dead

2. Visit the imprisoned.

3. Feed the hungry.

4. Shelter the Homeless.

5. Visit the sick.

6. Clothe the naked.

7. Give drink to the thirsty.

Your Score

7 – Do people accidentally call you “Jesus” and kiss your feet?

6 – You are so merciful that you’ve forgotten what is was like to be selfish.

5 – You’re exceptionally, authentically nice.

4 – You can hold a steady job at an underfunded non-profit.

3 – You have some friends.

2 – You are “Minnesota nice.”

1. You either don’t bury the dead, or won’t give someone some water, which makes you a douche wad.

0. There are many words to describe you. One of which is “Republican” Ouch! That stings. ;)

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