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After a master’s degree, 3 years of non-stop teaching, 20,00 views a month to my writing online, a marriage, loss of a mother, picking up and moving to Vegas, and getting promoted I am HAPPY to say that I…am…bored!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha… finally.
YES, as an online writer I am supposed to write about you and how fantastic you are to get more views. TOO BAD, punks. Today is my day to selfishly celebrate the fact that I am feeling bored. OH SWEET BOREDOM, how I have missed you.
One of the major problems that comes along with wanting to me successful is the constant hum of having to be better at everything all of the time. It took the passing of my mom in February for it to dawn on me that I would much rather underachieve and be happy than overachieve and be miserable.
Did you know that most overachievers have low self esteem and most underachievers have high self esteem? It is called the Dunning Kruger effect. So, as a perpetual overachiever, I hereby announce that I am bored…and completely OK with it.
When you hear someone speak, your brain is reacting to the vibration sent from the diaphragm of the speaker through to their vocal chords the air and through your ear drum and onto your brain which literally vibrates on the same frequency as that emitted from the diaphragm of the speaker.
How connected we are.
10. Put your stereo near their head and play your favorite Pop song on repeat.
9. Yell “FIRE, FIRE!” and run out of the house. When they run out behind you, slam and lock the door.
8. Throw a bucket of water on them.
The number one way to prevent shark attacks is to never swim where there are sharks. If that doesn’t work for you, keep reading.
“It’s Dark…The sharks are sleeping.”
No they’re not. They are hungry and want to eat you. Sharks are known to be more active at night.
“Hey, look how far from shore I can swim!”
Getting too far away from the beach makes it more difficult to get out of the water and escape the attack. Not to mention, most sharks attack when in the deeper water where they can circle, and then eat, you.
If sharks are known to be there, don’t be there.
If there is a sign that says, “DON’T SWIM HERE, OR YOU’LL BE EATEN BY TERRIBLE, EVIL SHARKS!” you should swim somewhere else. More often than not you will notice postings that advise you not to enter the water, because sharks have been seen in the area.
“Yo, Bra. Are there, like, you know, sharks in the water?
Ask the locals if sharks are known to be in the area. They probably know better than you do. Various spots are more known to be infested with sharks than others. The locals usually know fairly well whether or not a spot has a propensity to be shark infested.
Nothing says fun like swimming with friends!
Sharks are like bullies, they like to pick on loners. Only when they pick on you, you lose limbs.
“I just cut my foot on a rock…”
GET OUT OF THE WATER! You just spilled delicious shark buffet in the water. Sharks can smell blood from long distances and will be checking out the menu shortly.
Peeing In The Water
Who raised you? Thinking it’s ok to pee in water… did you know that sharks can smell pee and, because it is such an “interesting” smell, will be drawn to it.
“I like to swim with my bling bling!”
Sharks are like children, they like following shiny things. So, if you think looking good when you are surfing is worth a shark attack wear a lot of jewelry, otherwise leave the bling bling on the shore.
Preventing Shark Attacks – An overview on surviving
Basically, don’t pass a sign that says “SHARKS IN THE WATER HERE” to go swimming alone at night, as far out into the ocean as possible, with an open wound, wearing your most fashionable shiny jewelry, with a full bladder, after ignoring the locals who told you, “If you swim there, you’ll get eaten by the hungry sharks that are waiting for you.”
But don’t worry! The chances of getting attacked by a shark is only 1/11,500,000. The chance of being killed in that shark attack is only 1/264,100,000
Whatever you do, don’t share this article. Shark hate it when you share this article.
Minneapolis Band | Shoeless Revolution
Minneapolis Band, Shoeless Revolution, enjoys long walks on the beach, healing the sick, and kickin’ it ol’ school.
Eh, hem… BOO YA!
In order to rock the Shoeless Revolution, you need only to listen to the musical gems. Have you listened to them yet…how about now…Did you know that every Shoeless Revolution song that you listen to becomes one more reason why you are awesome. It’s been proven by someone in a lab coat.
The Greatest and Bestest
The most bestest thing you can do right now is listen to those tunes and then share the love. Seriously folks, the Shoeless Revolution has been nothing but Groovy to us and we are doing everything in our power to make them the most popular band in Minneapolis. If that means I have to eat nothing but shoelaces and cotton candy for a month, I’ll do it.
Minneapolis Band
Of all those choices you’ve got for bands in Minneapolis, you should try the Shoeless Revolution on for size. Given the funk, pop, soulful deliciousness that tends to come through their instruments, you will find yourself “highly satisfied”.
“Shoeless Revolution, more satisfying than a plate o’ flapjacks.” 
If Shoeless Revolution were a plant…
They would be an awesome one that you like. That’s right. As far as Minneapolis bands go, Shoeless Revolution goes down smooth, like a musical smoothie. Since you have so many options for entertainment in the Twin Cities, which can feel overwhelming…why not simplify your life and just go see a Shoeless Revolution Concert?
10,000 Dreams
Face it, ladies and gentlemen, life is a fistful of drama and we all want to experience massive success. The guys in Shoeless Revolution are no different. They aren’t trust fund kids who had it made, they’ve been slapped in the face by the fat hand of society. Let’s band together and not let the tyrannical and ever present apathy stop us from lifting up four great guys with great music.
Recession My Aaaaaapricot!
“But I don’t have any American currency?!” You might say. Pssshhh. This is no excuse. You can still check out their music,spread the love by sharing this page, and watch this video.
The Community
There are a lot of phenomenal Minneapolis bands and Shoeless Revolution is proud to be a part of the community organizing such fictional events as the 1,000 mile walk for kittens of Minneapolis Band members jamboree 2000. This completely imaginary event raised over one million Monopoly dollars.
Give the Gift of Your Attention
So, lady or gentleman, what is it going to be? Chill out with your grill out? Or share this page with 1,209,489.3 people? Hmmmmmm…….?
